I love bad television. There, I've said it. There is not a cast of the Real Housewives that I won't watch. However, it turns out that this summer, DC is being attacked by the camera crews of three reality shows. We are getting a Real Housewives - which I cannot begin to understand, given that I have seen every episode of every season, and have no idea why anyone in DC would be on this show. Don't get me wrong, I ADORE this show, but DC? Really? There is something called the Blonde Charity Mafia, but that sounds dumb, and I don't care about that. The biggie, though, is the Real World, a show that was once poignant and meaningful, and that was in 1992, when it started and I was a high school freshman. Yeah. Anyway, they are coming to Dupont, my near-neighborhhood, and I want to give a shout out to the Anti-Real World DC, friends who will keep us sane in this bizarre summer of reality in DC. Stay Tuned.